Saturday, September 25, 2010

Week 3 Lineups

Wheateaters:

The 2-0 Wheateaters (yes , you read that correctly!!!!!!!!!!!) start the same lineup as the last two weeks for obvious reasons - THEY ARE ALL WINNERS!!!!
QB - Payton (he's the) Manning
RBs - Ray (Beans &) Rice & Jahvid (Most Definitely the) Best
WRs - DeShaun (Action) Jackson & Michael (Hermit) Crabrtree
TE - Jason (to me, Tony!) Witten
K - Adam (fugitaboutit) Vinitieri
D - Dallas (Midnight) Cowboys

Salmon:
The Salmon, with less excitement than Dave G., start the following:
Tony Romo
Jonathan Stewart
Thomas Jones
Randy Moss
Larry Fitzgerald
Kellen Winslow
Garrett Hartley
Philly D
Hopefully the Salmon can score half what the mighty Charlie does...

Whale lineup:

Matt Hassellbeck (3 QBs in 3 weeks)
LeSean McCoy
Steve Slaton
Wes Welker
Greg Jennings
Brent Celek
David Akers (nee Fred)
Cleveland D

Crushers:
Crushers start (with more excitement than Ben, but still less that Dave Glenn)

Matt Ryan
Rashard Mendenhall
Ronnie Brown
Andrew Johnson
Roddie White
Zach Miller
Neil Rackers
N.O. Def.

Ducks:

The Ducks will be hosting a Monday night lineup -
Driver and Green Bay D against
Forte and Olsen of the Bears.
On Sunday we have Brady (get with it willya) and Gostkowski of NE plus
Addai (please score) and Collie of the Colts.

Sat nite the Sun Devils host Ben and my Ducks in Tempe; we will get to see finally what they are made of.


Colossals:

Gentlemen,

With a general sense of apprehension that does not quite rise to something I can fairly describe as dread, the Colossals start:

Cutler
Turner
Foster
Nicks
Wayne
VDavis
Bironis
Cincy

Cheers,
Colossals, Inc.

Maroons:

Facing the Wheaties juggernaut in Week 3:

QB: Drew Brees
RB: Mike Tolbert
RB: Peyton Hillis
WR: Percy Harvin
WR: Louis Murphy
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Robbie Gould
DST: Jets

Onion Heads:

From the Salem office the OH start
Vick
Jones-Drew
Bensont
Marshall
St Smith
Gates
SF D
Praeter


Charlie Don't Surf:

Rivers
Peterson
Hightower
Austin
Floyd
Finley
Crosby
Ravens

Thumbs:
WWSOFFL Champion Thumbs

Matt Schaub
Frank Gore
Steven Jackson
Hines Ward
Chad Ochocinco
Todd Heap
Nate Kaeding
Kansas City D (or Arizona D or Denver D depending on which is available)

TD Jesus:

If Dog be for us, then who can be against us. Touchdown Jesus starts:

Mr. Rodgers
Thomas
Portis
Boldin
Walters
Shiancoe
Nugent
Minn D

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