Week 13 Results

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Weeks 13: The Crushers are in. The Onion Heads win the Peter. It came down to tiebreakers for the last playoff spot and for the Peter Division championship. The Crushers beat the Gatsbys 27-21 and the Wheat Eaters beat Charlie 33-13 while the Salmon and Whales lost (43-19 to the Clampetts who got 24 points from D. Williams). The Crushers got the last playoff spot thanks to a 417-371 advantage in total points. The Onion Heads held on despite losing 60-41 to the Thumbs, who got 26 points from Westbrook. The Maroons tied them with a 31-22 win over the Salmon, but the Onion Heads won the tiebreaker 476-443.

As reported in the early edition yesterday, the Muiracles won the Julie with a 34-31 win over the Ducks.

The Onion Heads and Muiracles will get first round byes. Charlie will play the Crushers and the Maroons will play the Ducks.

In the Hot Poop Bowl, the Wheat Eaters and Whales get byes. The Salmon play the Clampetts and the Thumbs play the Gatsbys.

Results

November 29, 2008

WWSOFFL:

Weeks 12: You already have the scores. I have attached the standings, but I think what Ben sent out was accurate. Five teams are in, Onion Heads, Maroons, Charlie, Muiracles, and Ducks, with Charlie having clinched his Division. Four teams fighting for the last spot, Wheaties, Whales, Crushers, and Salmon. No head to head games to settle matters.

I will get the results out as soon as possible this week.

Oz

Maroons 43 Whales 27

Salmon 27  Clampetts 23

Ducks 58 OH 19

Muiracles 29 Thumbs 23

Gatsbys 59 WE 30

Charles 57 Crushed 32

Colfax 14 DeSales 6

Week 11

Weeks 11: Big week for the Link division with four winners. The Julies all lost. With two weeks left, we have eight teams fighting for the six spots and also the Salmon hoping that things fall just right and they get into a tiebreaker for the last spot. The Maroons hopes of catching the Onion Heads were kept alive, the Muiracles and Ducks remain tied in the Julie, and Charlie holds to a one game lead in the Link.

The Thumbs were eliminated from the playoffs.

Games of the Week. Maroons vs Whales; Onion Heads vs Ducks; Charlie vs Crushers. In week 13, the Muiracles and Ducks will play head to head.

Thursday game again.

Moves: Maroons picked up T. Bell for J Brown and Miami D for J. Charles; the Onion Heads got C. Williams for E. James and B. Sciafe for Fasano; Charlie took S. Hill for Rosenfels. 

Maroons 23 Gatsbys 18
Salmon 29 Crushers 17
Charlie 45 Onion Heads 29
Clampetts 38 Thumbs 24
Wheat Eaters 25 Ducks 16
Whales 32 Muiracles 16

Week 11 Starting Line-ups

Whales

QB:   P Rivers
RB:   M Lynch
RB:   M Jones-Drew (a repeat of week 10 would be especially nice)
WR:   Godzilla aka B Marshall
WR:   D Bowe
TE:   Mr Chris Cooley
K:    J Carney
D:    Tennessee

Wheateaters

QB - Tony Romo
RBs - Frank (oops I stumbled!) Gore & Chris Johnson
WRs - Eddie (KC) Royal & Wes (finally goin' to score again tonight) Welker
TE - Tony (the best ever) Gonzalez
K - Shaun Suisham
D - Pittsburgh STEELERS

Clampetts

Quinn
Grant
DWilliams
Holmes
Colston
Keller
Crosby
Chicago

Salmon

M. Cassel

R. Brown

L. Johnson

J. Cotchery

TJ Houshmanzadeh

K. Winslow

N. Kaeding

San Diego D

Crushers

T. Thigpen
 Jamal (one pissed off running back) Lewis
Chester (If only AP would pull a hammy) Taylor
Anquan (one tough dude) Boldin
Randy (Ho hum) Moss
Visanthe( who's he?) Shiancoe
Josh (Josh) Scooooobeeee
Indy Def.

Onionheads

Warner

T Jones

J Jones

Wayne

Johnson

Scaife

Prater

GB

Charlie

Rosenfels
M Turner
M Barber
C Johnson
B Edwards
O Daniels
N Rackers
Minn D  ( btw, if anyone wants a new D strategy - pick up whomever is playing against Minnesota)

Ducks

The Darkwing Ducks start P. Manning, the bad boys TO and Plaxico, Forte and Kevin Smith, Boss, Bironas, and Tampa Bay. Went to the Duck-Arizona game yesterday - the first half was like watching the old Bob Muir LT teams the Ducks scored on 7 of 8 possessions for a 45-17 halftime lead. All of us were in a puddle when Arizona closed to 48 to 45, before the Ducks closed them out 55-45, snapping out of their Clampett-Colossal meltdown. Whew!!!!!!!!

Thumbs:
D. McNabb
B. Westbrook
S. Slaton
H. Ward
S. Smith
J. Witten
J. Kasay
Carolina D

Gatsby

> E. Manning
> A. Peterson
> T. Hightower
> L. Evans
> A. Gonzalez
> J. Carlson
> R. Lindell
> NY Giants

Maroons

 > QB: Delhomme
> > RB: Jacobs
> > RB: Antonio Pittman
> > WR: R. White
> > WR: Fitzgerald
> > TE: Gates
> > K: Gould
> > DST: Miami

Week 10

November 11, 2008

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Today is Veteran’s Day, and the League Office wants to take this moment to remember and thank all who have served.

Weeks 10: The Clampetts Win! New team apparel is flying off the shelves. Oh, the week they stop making side bets. It was 41-37 over the Wheaties. The Onion Heads clinched a playoff spot, and probably the division, with a 62-33 win over the Maroons. T. Jones led the way with 20 points. In the other Peter Division game, the Salmon beat the Thumbs 34-8 behind 14 points from K. Winslow. The Link is all bunched up with only one game separating three teams. The Whales, with 18 points from M. Jones-Drew, beat Charlie 44-37. That puts them in a tie with the Wheaties in second, one game back of Charlie. Similarly, the Link Division has three teams battling still for the lead. The Ducks moved into a tie with the Muiracles with a 47-20 win over the hapless Gatsbys while the Crushers got 12 points from A. Boldin to down the Muiracles 41-28 and to move one game behind the co-division leaders.

The Gatsbys were eliminated from the playoffs.

Games of the Week. Onion Heads vs. Charlie, Wheat Eaters vs. Ducks, and Muiracles vs. Whales. These will be fun to watch.

Moves: Charlie took C. Benson for R. Torian. The Crushers picked up T. Thigpen for C. Palmer. The Whales got G. Camarillo for J. Gage. The Clampetts went back to D. Williams for R. Williams and B. Quinn for J. Garcia. The Maroons took J. Charles for M. Pittman. The Onion Heads switched to Fasano from Z. Miller. The Ducks went for K. Boss over H. Miller.

THE DESALES IRISH cruised in their final regular season game, defeating Liberty Christian (Richland) 41-28. The subs played most of the second half after the lead got to 41-14. They return to Yakima Friday night to play the LaSalle Lightning in the first round of the playoffs. It is a rematch of the first game of the season which LaSalle won.

Oz  

Week 9

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Weeks 9: In the big game this week, and the big bet, it was the Gatsbys 44, The Clampetts 22. Polly and I are looking forward to those iced teas. The Gatsbys were led by A. Gonzalez with 12 points in doubling up on the Clampetts. The Onion Heads continue to set the pace with another win, 29-17 over the Whales. The Muiracles stayed on top in the Julie with a narrow 32-31 win over the Salmon. Charlie leads the Link at 6-3 with a 32-14 victory over the Thumbs. The Ducks topped the Maroons 28-23 to move into second by themselves in the Julie, just as the Wheat Eaters took over second in the Link with a 28-17 win over the Crushers.

The Muiracles took the two week money.

The Clampetts were eliminated from the playoffs.

Games of the Week. Onion Heads vs. Maroons and Muiracles vs. Crushers.

Moves: Crushers went back to Shiacoe for LJ Smith; The Whales took Carney for Folk; The Wheaties grabbed Bulger for O’Sullivan and Green-Ellis for B. Johnson; Charlie got R. Torian for Shockey and S. Rosenfelds for D. Anderson; Gatsbys took Lindell for Vinateri; Thumbs picked up Philadelphia for Jets and D. Lee for D. Jackson; and the Clampetts took K. Faulk for D. Williams.

THE DESALES IRISH got crushed 34-0 by Asotin. When you consistently give up long tds, on fourth and 12 no less, and get your own called back for penalties, you get this outcome. One more regular season game before the playoffs.

Oz

Week *

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Weeks 8: The Muiracles dominated in the big game, getting 12 points from L. White and D. Clark in a big 43-14 win over Charlie. The Thumbs had a huge week, with 16 points from B. Westbrook and 15 from S. Smith for a 54-37 win over the Crushers. There was too much hubris from both of those losing teams in their lineup announcements. The Onion Heads maintained their league best record with a 24-16 win over the Gatsbys. The Maroons kept pace with a 42-21 win in the Casserole Bowl. Roddy White, and his 15 points, will be joining Drew for dinner. The Wheat Eaters pulled within a game of the lead in the Link with a S. Suisham (15 points) led win over the Salmon, 36-15. Peyton Manning’s late TD led the Ducks over the Whales 30-27.

Big game this week: Gatsbys v. The Clampetts.

The race in the Julie is the toughest in the league with three strong teams.

The Gatsbys have a new philosophy to get them through the season. As you may have noticed, their performance is the direct opposite of the G-Men. May it stay that way.

Moves: Maroons: A. Pittman for Hasselbeck; Gatsbys: M. Ryan for L. Moore; Ducks: Tampa Bay for Dallas; Muiracles: Breaston for Hester.

THE DESALES IRISH got off fast this week with 21 first quarter points in a 21-7 win over Garfield-Palouse. They play at home on Friday at 7 against undefeated and second ranked Asotin for the league title. Come enjoy the bbq and the game.

Oz  

Week 7

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Weeks 7: Adam, name that team! Charlie, with 20 points from M. Moore, downed the formerly known as Colassals 62-41. The Maroons were not far behind in points in a 60-36 win over the Thumbs. S. Jackson led the way with 22. The Onion Heads kept one game ahead in the Peter with a 27-11 victory over the Salmon. Back to the Link Division, the Whales stayed within a game of Charlie thanks to two tds from D. Rhodes in a 27-21 win. The Crushers won the big game against the Ducks, 41-24, led by 12 from R. Moss. Now the Gatsbys rarely whine, and surely with the pathetic team they have this year, they should just stay quite. And when you play LT, you expect a running back to score big on you. But not LenDale White with 21 points to lead the Muiracles to a 37-34 win. AP finally breaks out with a big game and oh never mind. The Muiracles and Crushers are still tied.

As if he is not having enough reward, Charlie won the two week money.

Big game this week: Charlie vs Muiracles.

Moves: Maroons: Baltimore for New England; Charlie: M. Moore for L. Washington, D. McAlister for C. Perry, Shockey for Garrard; Salmon: San Diego for Jacksonville; Colassals: Keller for S. Young.; Thumbs: Jets for Buffalo.

THE DESALES IRISH once again came from behind this week for a 31-13 win over Waitsburg. It is off to Garfield-Palouse this Friday in a battle for first place. Both teams, along with Asotin, are undefeated in league play.

Oz  

Week 6

WWSOFFL:

 

            Weeks 6:  The Onion Heads and Charlie took the leads in the Peter and Link Divisions, while the Muiracles, Ducks, and Crushers remain in a three-way tie in the Julie.  The Onion Heads had a big week from their running backs with T. Jones and C. Portis putting up 18 and 14 points respectively in a 55-26 win over the Wheat Eaters.  Charlie surged from behind on Monday night with 11 points from B. Edwards for a 37-32 win over the Maroons.  The Crushers also came from behind on Monday as J. Lewis’s td was enough to get past the Whales and Jones-Drew’s 15 points, 40-39.  The Muiracles kept the Colassals winless with a 32-13 win, and the Ducks got 10 points from P. Manning in a 27-11 win over the Thumbs.  The Salmon, with 12 points from N. Keading, beat the Gatsbys 24-12.

 

            Please note that Charlie had 38 points last week, and not 32 as reported.

             

            Moves: The Wheaties revamped, taking R. Johnson for Mendenhall, T O’Sullivan for Galloway, and S. Suisham for Dawson.  They then dropped Rudi for Brad Johnson.  The Colassals picked up D. Williams for Kitna and K. Orten for Meacham.  The Salmon won the race to J. Campbell, dropping the SD D.  The Whales picked up D. Rhodes for TJ Duckett.  The Gatsbys picked up D. Henderson for B. Johnson, and then dropped him for Moore.  They also picked up Carlson for Heap.  Charlie added D. Garrard for Austin.  The Onion Heads picked up Shockey for Sciafee, and then dropped him for Z. Miller.  The Crushers went back to LJ Smith for Shiancoe.

 

            The big game this week is the Ducks and Crushers.  Winner stays in front and the loser drops back a game.             

 

            THE DESALES IRISH again came from behind this week for a 30-19 win over Pomeroy.  If you want to see a home field advantage, go to a game at Pomeroy.  I am not talking about crowd noise and atmosphere, I am talking about good old-fashioned homering.  The Irish play at home on Friday at 7 against Waitsburg.  The bbq starts selling at 6.

 

Oz 

Week 5 Results

October 7, 2008

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Weeks 5: The Maroons knocked off the previously undefeated Onion Heads, 41-39, behind 14 points from B. Jacobs. These two teams are now tied for the lead in the Peter Division. The Thumbs beat the Salmon 40-32, led by S. Slaton’s 12 points. There are three way ties for the lead in the Link and Julie Divisions. The Wheat Eaters just got past the still winless Colassals 23-22 to claim a share of the lead. T. Romo’s 10 points proved to be the difference. Charlie used an old friend, I Bruce, to captain his whaler into first, as he and N. Rackers had 12 points each in a 32-18 win. The Ducks got 12 points from M. Forte and 51 overall to defeat the Gatsbys 51-38 and to move into first along with the Crushers and Muiracles. The Crushers got two punt returns from R. Bush to beat the Muiracles 45-32.

The Maroons get the two-week money.

Moves: The Colassals took J. Kitna for T. Edwards. Charlie took M. Austin for D. Williams. The Whales grabbed Tennessee for Seattle.

Some big games this week pitting first place teams against each other: Maroons v Charlie; Onion Heads v Wheat Eaters; Whales v. Crushers.

THE DESALES IRISH came from behind for a 17-14 win over Kamiah (Idaho). It was a good test for the Irish who will finally be at full strength this Friday when they travel to Pomeroy.

Oz  

Week 4 Results

Note: The Onionheads defeated the Muiracles 33-31.

Weeks 4: The Muiracles stand alone. The miracle men are the only team to remain undefeated as the Whales and Onion Heads fell this week. Working from the bottom up, the Salmon and Gatsbys won for the first time leaving the Colassals as the only team without a victory. LT led the way for the Muiracles with 15 points in their 31-27 victory over the Onion Heads. The Salmon got 15 from L. Johnson to upset the seas in a 38-22 win over the Whales. The Gatsbys got 13 from AP to defeat Charlie 43-18. The Maroons moved into a tie with the Onion Heads in the Peter Division (which won three of its four games this week) getting 14 points from G. Jennings in a 45-29 crushing of the grapes. The Ducks got past the Colassals 25-19. And the old man taught the young whippersnapper a few things in a 45-28 Wheaties victory over the Thumbs.

Moves: The Colassals took T. Edwards for D. Garrard and Meachem for Patten. The Whales got B. Lloyd and J. Gage for Crayton and Rice. The Salmon is stockpiling D’s with Jacksonville for Houston and San Diego for Reggie Brown. Charlie is getting nervous so he picked up Jervious, Norwood that is, for K. Watson. The Onion Heads love affair with Shockey came to an end as he was dropped for B. Sciafe. The Crushers love their Vikings, and have another with V. Shiacone for LJ Smith.

Many first round picks got it going this week. The toughest pick was Brady who got hurt. LT is rounding into form, and there are no obvious busts at this point. B. Edwards and L. Maroney are probably the most disappointing second round choices, while Coltson, A. Johnson, and C. Palmer have not shown as much as their owners hoped in the third round. Best pick in the fourth are A. Boldin and G. Jennings. Late round gems: 9^th: Farve and F. Jones. 13^th S. Slayton. Your thoughts?

THE DESALES IRISH hit their stride Friday with a 75-6 win over TRO. Ten turnovers by Tekoe led to short drives and scores all night. Come see the Irish this Saturday at 3. The game is during the Sausage Festival which runs Friday night 5-12, and Saturday 12-12. Enjoy

Oz  

week 4 Line-ups

Muiracles
QB- Cutler this week.
RBs- Tomllinson and White
WRs- Driver and Berrian
TE - Utecht
K- Longwell
D- Cleveland

Onionheads
QB Warner
RB Thomas Jones and Portis
WR Bryant and A Johnson
TE Scaife
D GB
K Prater

Thumbs
D. McNabb
B. Westbrook
R. Rice
T. Holt
S. Smith
J. Witten
J. Kasay
Buffalo D

Maroons
QB Delhomme
RB Jackson
RB Pittman
WR Fitzgerald
WR Jennings
TE Gates
K Gould
D Carolina

Wheaties
QB - Tony Romo
RBs - Frank Gore & Jonathan Stewart
WRS - Chad Johnson & Eddie Royal
TE - Tony Gonzalez
K - Phil Dawson
D - Pittsburgh

Charlie
QB - D. Anderson (ya bum, get it in gear)
RB - M. Barber III
RB - C. Perry (to sit Turner or not, that is the question)
WR - B. Edwards (catch a frickin' ball)
WR - I. Bruce (1 catch, 1 TD, that's all I ask)
TE - O. Daniels (bye week TE, can't do worse than my previous boys total of zero)
K - N. Rackers
D - Minnesota

Ducks
Ducks start on a big bye week (sure win for the Colossals) Qb (BYE pickup in order of availability) O'Sullivan, Collins, edwards or Orton rbs Forte and Felix Jones, wrs TO and DeSean Jackson (and yes I will have to sit Plaxioco next week too) Heath Miller, Bironas and Dallas D. Am in Vegas this weekend, and last time this year was driving into Vegas listening to the Peterson-Bear slugfest. Whatta game.

Salmon
J.T. O'Sullivan
L. Johnson
E. Graham
T. Houshmanzadeh
C. Chambers
K. Winslow
N. Kaeding
Jacksonville D

Whales
QB: P. Rivers
RB: M. Lynch, M. Jones-Drew
WR: B. Marshall, D. Bowe
TE: C. Cooley
K: N. Folk
D: Tennessee (bye week pickup)

Week 3 Results

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Weeks 3: Three teams at 3-0 and three teams at 0-3. Standing atop the standings are the Onion Heads, the Whales, and the Muiracles. In the basement are three usually strong teams, the Salmon, Colassals, and Gatsbys. Clearly the worst team is the Gatsbys right now with only 6 points in a 31-6 loss to the aptly named Crushers. R. Bush led the way with 13 points. The Muiracles have picked up where they left off last season with another impressive showing behind LT and L. White’s 12 points each in a 38-23 win over the Ducks. The Whales won the two week money with a 44-13 win over the Thumbs as M. Lynch got into the endzone twice. The Maroons benched Hasselbeck and bounced back with a 33-16 win over the Wheat Eaters. Charlie had Salmon on the barbeque as M. Turner put up 20 points while R. Brown sat on the Salmon bench. All remains smiles on the tennis courts of Whitman as the Onion Heads downed the Colassals 32-25.

Moves: Charlie picked up I. Bruce and J. Carlson for Ginn and Davis. The Maroons got M. Pittman for Gaffney. The Gatsbys got the NY Giants D for Jacksonville and L. McClain for Stallworth, and the Colassals brought back an old friend C. Buckhalter for Kitna.

Draft Analysis Next Week!

THE DESALES IRISH continued to struggle with mistakes and finishing drives in a 20-10 loss to Colfax. Inside the 15 four times without a score. A home game this Friday at 7 p.m. against TRO. Come enjoy the fine concessions and the game. Kincaid is number 54.

Oz

Week 3 Line-ups

Here are the know Week 3 line-ups

Ducks
The Ducks, hoping to be more successful than their rudderless namesakes will start: P. Manning, TO and Plaxico, M. Forte and a guy who has scored both weeks, Felix Jones, Heath Miller, Gostgowski and Dallas D. I need a win this week because I have 5 players on bye next week. Lick your chops Colossals.

Crushers
Mathew Schaubb
Reggie Bush
Chester Taylor
Randy Moss
Anquan Boldin
LJ Smith
Josh Scobee
Indy Def.

Collosals
Collosals roll like last week: Kitna, Grant, Addai, Williams, Holmes, Scheffler, Crosby, CHI

And locals, Jeff, Clint and I'll be watching the early game at my house--come on over. Drew, everyone's bringing a breakfast-themed casserole. Thanks.

Thumbs
D. McNabb
B. Westbrook
W. McGahee
H. Ward
S. Smith
D. Witten
J. Kasay
Buffalo D

Whales
QB: Roethlisberger
RB: Lynch, Jones-Drew
WR: Marshall, Bowe
TE: Cooley
K: Folk
D: Seattle

Wheaties
QB - Romo
RBs - Gore & Chris Johnson
WRs - Welker & Eddie Royal
TE - Gonzalez
K - Phil Dawson
D - Pittsburgh

Salmon
Cassel
LJ
E. Graham
J. Cotchery
T. Houshmanzadeh
K. Winslow
N. Kaeding
D - I'd like to drop Houston and pick up the NYG defense; if that's not
an option, I'll go with Houston

Charlie
Qb: Anderson
WR: I. Bruce (welcome, oh aged one)
WR: C. Johnson
RB: M. Turner
RB. M. Barber
TE: John Carlson (bye bye Vernon)
D: Minnesota

Onionheads
Warner
Portis
J Jones
A Johnson
Wayne
Shocky
Prater
GB D

Maroons
QB Delhomme
RB Jackson
RB Jacobs
WR Fitzgerald
WR Jennings
TE Gates
K Gould
D New England

week 2 results

WWSOFFL:

Weeks 2: Scoring was up from last week as we saw some impressive individual performances. The best game of the week was the 35-34 Wheaties win over Charlie as T. Romo’s 12 points offset M. Barber’s 12 on Monday night to hold the slim lead for Wally. The Colassals also won in the Link, 42-31 over the Whales behind 12 points from Scheffler and Crosby. The high scoring team of the week was the Onion Heads with a half-century in a 50-38 victory over the Crushers. Warner, Portis, and Prater all put up 12 points to overcome the 21 scored by A. Boldin. The Thumbs sang along with Jagger in their 38-19 win over the Gatsbys with Westbrook as K. Richard with 18 points. The Ducks got 13 from Gostkowski and TO to beat the Salmon 43-27. Longwell’s 18 points were more than enough for the Muiracles in a 29-8 win over the Maroons.

Moves: The Colassals were a busy group, taking D. Patten for R. Johnson, Scheffler for Boss, and A. Bradshaw for McAlister. The Salmon grabbed back Sproules for Brady. The Maroons went for the Gould and dropped Koby Smith. The Thumbs took Kasay for Graham and Buffalo for San Diego.

THE DESALES IRISH bounced back with a 37-7 win over Dayton. The first half was sluggish, but the second was all Irish. Homecoming this Friday at 7 p.m. against Colfax. Come enjoy the fine concessions and the game. Kincaid is number 54.

Oz

Week 2 Comments

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Week 2 Line-ups

Here are know Week #2 line-ups
Thumbs
D. McNabb
B. Westbrook
W. McGahee
H. Ward
D. Jackson
D. Witten
J. Kasay
Buffalo D

Whales
Roethlisberger
Lynch
Jones-Drew
Marshall
Bowe
Cooley
Folk
Seattle

Gatsbys
E. Manning
A. Petersen
L. Maroney
A. Gonzalez
L. Evans
Watson changed K. Boss (bye)
A. Vinateri
Jacksonville

The Muiracles
D. Brees
L. Tomlinson
W. Parker
D. Driver
D. Hester
D. Clark
R. Longwell
Cleveland

Salmon
M. Cassel
L. Johnson
E. Graham
J. Cotchery
T. Houshmanzadeh
K. Winslow
N. Kaeding
NY Giants D (bye week pick up--if available...last week's report did not
indicate someone had picked up NYG D and it did not appear that they
were drafted--for Houston)

Maroons
QB Hasselbeck
RB Jackson
RB Jacobs
WR Fitzgerald
WR Jennings
TE Gates
K Gould
D New England

Onionheads
Warner
Portis
E James
Wayne
Harrison
Shocky
Prater
GB D

Colossals
Kitna
Grant
Addai
Williams
Holmes
Scheffler
Crosby
Chicago

Crushers
C. Palmer
J. Lewis
R. Bush
A Boldin
R. Moss
L.J. Smith
J. Scobeeeee
Indy

Charlie
D. Anderson
M. Barber III
M. Turner
B. Edwards
C. Johnson
V. Davis
N. Rackers
MN. D/ST

Wheaties
QB - Romo
RBS - Gore and Chris Johnson
WRs - Welker and Chad Johnson
TE - Gonzalez
K - Phil Dawson
D - Pittsburgh
Go Chiefs!!!! I hate the Raiders - it's So gratifying to see them suck so bad!! Dave Glenn

Week 1 results

WWSOFFL:

Weeks 1: Usually the first week of the season sees high scoring games as teams unwrap their offenses and good weather allows the passing games to be employed unimpeded. Not this year as we had only one team over 40 points and only two others over 30. The Maroons had a successful debut in a 21-19 win over the Salmon. I am sure Ben “Common Sense” Lenhart has already sent his congratulations. The Onion Heads got 11 points on Monday night from M. Prater to edge the Thumbs 36-34. Mr Detman, done in by the Broncos kicker. Ouch. The Muiracles rolled like it was 2007 with 12 points from D. Brees in a 25-18 win over the Wheaties. Charlie, the defending champ, looked like he is serious about a repeat with a big 45-25 victory over the Ducks. M. Turner led the way with 17 points. The Grapes beat the Colassals 24-17. The Whales won in a tiebreaker over the Gatsbys, 22-19 (23-23).

Moves: A lot of changes in the first week as is the norm. Colassals picked up Rudi Johnson for Porter, K. Boss for Sheffler, and J. Kitna for Burleson. Charlie got his kicker, picking up Rackers for A. Hall. The Grapes picked up D. Rosario for Meachem. The Ducks added another kicker, R. Birones for K. Faulk. The Salmon won the race to M. Cassel dropping D. Sproules. The Whales did the Morris shuffle, adding Sammy for Maurice. The Wheat Eaters like E. Royal more than M. Bulger.

THE DESALES IRISH lost their opener to LaSalle 32-22. It was a rough first game as the Irish made too many mistakes (11 penalties to 0, three blown covers for two tds and a 50 yard gain). They open league play this Friday in Dayton.

Oz

Week 1 thoughts

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Week one starting teams

Here are the known starting line-ups for week one.

Ducks
P. Burress
P. Manning
TO
Reggie Williams
Forte
Heath Miller
Gostkowski
Dallas D.

Charlie
QB: Derek Anderson
RB: Marion Barber III
RB: Michael Turner
WR: Braylon Edwards
WR: Calvin Johnson
TE: Vernon Davis
K: Neil Rackers
DST: Minnesota
Coach: Adam Buchwald
CEO: The Wife
Scouting crew: Theo, Max
Team Shrink: Mixie the cat
Team consultant: buddie, the wiener dog next door, a real go getter.

Thumbs
D. McNabb
B. Westbrook
Willis McGahee
T. Holt
D. Jackson
J. Witten
S. Graham
San Diego D

Crushers
Matt Schaub
Randy Moss
Anquan Boldin
Reggie Bush
Jamal Lewis (edited 9:30am)
LJ Smith
Josh Scobee
Indy Defense

Wheaties
QB - Tony Romo
RB - Frank Gore
RB - Jonathan Stewart
WR - Wes Welker
WR - Chad Ocho Cinco "Johnson" (YUK!)
TE - Tony Gonzalez
K- Phil Dawson
D- Pittsburgh

Muiracles
QB - Drew Brees
RB - LaDanian Tomlinson
RB - LenDale White
WR - Donald Driver
WR - Devin Hester
TE - Dallas Clark
K - Ryan Longwell
D - Cleveland

Collosals:
Garrard
Colston
S. Holmes
Addai
Grant
Boss
Crosby
Chicago

Onionheads
Warner
Portis "I got nothing Thursday" Portis
Thomas Jones
Reggie Wayne
Andre Johnson
Shockey
Prater
Green Bay D

Maroons
QB M Hasselbeck
RB S Jackson
RB B. Jacobs
WR L. Fitzgerald
WR G. Jennings
TE A Gates
K J. Brown
D New England

Draft

Draft results are here