week 3 results

Week 3: The Peter Division swept the Link this weekend. D. Brees had 12 points to lead the Maroons over the Wheaties 36-29. R. Moss’s two catches were good for tds and 12 points to lead the Salmon to claim the pipe line from Charlie 46-40. M. Vick put up 16 points in leading the Onion Heads over the Colassals 52-26. The schedule maker loves the Thumbs. For the second straight week they played the lowest scoring team leading to a 22-13 win over the Whales. In the bruising Julie Division, TD Jesus got 20 points from A. Boldin for a 46-38 win over the Ducks, and the Crushers downed the winless Gatsbys 33-28.

Charlie won the two week high point money, but went 2-0 in the process. Oh, the great schedule god giveth (Thumbs) and taketh away.

Just counting players that started, WRs had 16 tds to RBs 12. Last year, every week, the RBs would outscore the WRs by almost 2-1. The first two weeks it was 12 each.

Moves: The Ducks picked up L (How is he not a Jet) Blount for Bradford. The Thumbs are going to Kansas City instead of Denver. Charlie finally got his man, B. Green-Ellis for M. Bush. The Maroons took L. Murphy for Maroney. The Whales picked up C. Buckhalter for V. Jackson.

The Chiefs may have won again to go 3-0 but the Wheat Eaters lost, returning some balance to the nation.

DeSales had a bye last week and opens league play Thursday night in Waitsburg. This could be the game of the year in the league.

SAUSAGE FEST is this Friday and Saturday at DeSales. Be sure to come on down for food, drinks, games, and music.

Oz

Week 3 Lineups

Wheateaters:

The 2-0 Wheateaters (yes , you read that correctly!!!!!!!!!!!) start the same lineup as the last two weeks for obvious reasons - THEY ARE ALL WINNERS!!!!

QB - Payton (he's the) Manning

RBs - Ray (Beans &) Rice & Jahvid (Most Definitely the) Best

WRs - DeShaun (Action) Jackson & Michael (Hermit) Crabrtree

TE - Jason (to me, Tony!) Witten

K - Adam (fugitaboutit) Vinitieri

D - Dallas (Midnight) Cowboys

Salmon:

The Salmon, with less excitement than Dave G., start the following:

Tony Romo

Jonathan Stewart

Thomas Jones

Randy Moss

Larry Fitzgerald

Kellen Winslow

Garrett Hartley

Philly D

Hopefully the Salmon can score half what the mighty Charlie does...

Whale lineup:

Matt Hassellbeck (3 QBs in 3 weeks)

LeSean McCoy

Steve Slaton

Wes Welker

Greg Jennings

Brent Celek

David Akers (nee Fred)

Cleveland D

Crushers:

Crushers start (with more excitement than Ben, but still less that Dave Glenn)

Matt Ryan

Rashard Mendenhall

Ronnie Brown

Andrew Johnson

Roddie White

Zach Miller

Neil Rackers

N.O. Def.

Ducks:

The Ducks will be hosting a Monday night lineup -

Driver and Green Bay D against

Forte and Olsen of the Bears.

On Sunday we have Brady (get with it willya) and Gostkowski of NE plus

Addai (please score) and Collie of the Colts.

Sat nite the Sun Devils host Ben and my Ducks in Tempe; we will get to see finally what they are made of.

Colossals:

Gentlemen,

With a general sense of apprehension that does not quite rise to something I can fairly describe as dread, the Colossals start:

Cutler

Turner

Foster

Nicks

Wayne

VDavis

Bironis

Cincy

Cheers,

Colossals, Inc.

Maroons:

Facing the Wheaties juggernaut in Week 3:

QB: Drew Brees

RB: Mike Tolbert

RB: Peyton Hillis

WR: Percy Harvin

WR: Louis Murphy

TE: Dallas Clark

K: Robbie Gould

DST: Jets

Onion Heads:

From the Salem office the OH start

Vick

Jones-Drew

Bensont

Marshall

St Smith

Gates

SF D

Praeter

Charlie Don't Surf:

Rivers

Peterson

Hightower

Austin

Floyd

Finley

Crosby

Ravens

Thumbs:

WWSOFFL Champion Thumbs

Matt Schaub
Frank Gore
Steven Jackson
Hines Ward
Chad Ochocinco
Todd Heap
Nate Kaeding
Kansas City D (or Arizona D or Denver D depending on which is available)

TD Jesus:

If Dog be for us, then who can be against us. Touchdown Jesus starts:

Mr. Rodgers
Thomas
Portis
Boldin
Walters
Shiancoe
Nugent
Minn D

week 2 results

September 23, 2010

WWSOFFL:

Week 2: J. Best’s 22 points (with 4 bonus points as a receiver!) led the Wheaties to a 54-50 win over Charlie. Charlie had what could be a record of 13 bonus points in a heartbreaking defeat. The Whales kept pace with the Wheat Eaters defeating the Colassals 32-26 behind 21 points from L. McCoy. TD Jesus, led by A. Rodgers 12 points, won a 22-22 tiebreaker over the Maroons. The Ducks came back from a close loss last week to beat the Salmon 36-23. N. Rackers led the way with 13 as the Crushers beat the Onion Heads 39-31, and the defending champs got an easy first win over the Gatsbys 33-17. M. Schaub with 13 and F. Gore with 12 led the way.

Moves: There were plenty of moves this week. The Onion Heads took M. Vick for R. Grant; the Whales got the Hasselback for Farve and M. Williams for L. Washington. The Maroons were the first to Tolbert, dropping D. Brown, and P. Hillis, dropping L. Robinson. The Gatsbys took H. Miller for Boss. Charlie traded in Gaffney and picked up E. Royal. The Thumbs got D. Thomas for R. Williams. TD Jesus picked up K. Walter for B. Lloyd and Nugent for Longwell. Finally, the Colassals exchanged the bolts for stripes, giving up the Chargers for the Bengals while also taking Clayton for Crayton. BECAUSE THESE RESULTS ARE LATE, I AM TREATING TODAY,

THURSDAY, AS IF IT WAS TUESDAY (the normal day for results) IN TERMS OF THE PICKUP RULES FOR ANY DROPPED PLAYER. Oz has spoken.

Yes, the standings are correct. The Wheat Eaters are 2-0.

Number 54 returned to the gridiron for DeSales this past Friday, and the Irish returned to the win column with a 45-0 drubbing of White Swan. Kincaid was only able to go on offense, but played well into the third quarter before being lifted. DeSales has a bye this week and opens league play next Thursday night in Waitsburg.

Week 2 line-ups

Line-ups for week 2

TD Jesus

Rodgers
Williams
Brandon Jackson
Boldin
Lloyd
Shiancoe
Longwell
Minn D

Maroons

QB: Drew Brees
RB: Ryan Mathews
RB: Jamaal Charles
WR: Percy Harvin
WR: Pierre Garçon
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Robbie Gould
DST: Jets

Colossals

Cutler

Turner

Foster

Wayne

Nicks (this is the only one who might change, if I can find out how Nicked up he is before 10:00)

VDavis

Bironis

SD

Charlie

P Rivers

A Peterson

T Hightower (LT is SCREWING me again. Last year by sucking, this year by stealing carries. Greene sits for a week)
M Austin

M Floyd (welcome back to the starting lineup)

J Finley

M Crosby

Ravens DST

Wheaties

QB - P Manning
RBs - Ray Rice & Jahvid Best
WRs - DeShean Jackson & Michael Crabtree
TE - Jason Witten
K - Adam Vinitieri
D - Dallas

Onionheads

"Mad Dog" Vick

Bradshaw

Jones-Drew

Marshall

Steve Smith

Gates

SFD

Praeter

Crushers

M Ryan

R brown

R mendenhall

R white

A Johnson

Z miller

N rackers

NO def

Darkwing lineup - Brady, Forte and Addai,
Collie and Driver, Olsen, Gostkowski, and Green Bay D

week 1

Week 1: Unless you were the Colassals, it was a low-scoring week. Led by A. Foster’s 23, and H. Nicks’s 18, the Colassals rolled over the Crushers 64-28. Only two other games featured teams with over 30 points, and they all played each other. The Ducks just got past Charlie 32-31 on A. Collie’s bonus points. The Gatsbys had the heartbreaker of the week “losing” 36-31 to the Whales. We all know that Calvin Johnson did score that td, and that with those 6 points the Gatsbys win, but we will not dwell on the injustice of overturning that call. Schmitz and Schwartz, the magnanimous law firm. The Onion Heads downed the defending champion Thumbs 18-14, the Maroons speared the Salmon 23-11, and the Wheaties roared out of the gate behind P. Manning’s 13 points to welcome TD Jesus to the league with a 25-23 win.

Moves: We did not start playing and the Wheaties were wheelin’ and dealin’ like it was still draft day picking up D. McCluster for S. Holmes; and TD Jesus picked up D. Jackson and B. Lloyd for Westbrook and Berrian.

The DeSales Irish, behind captain Kincaid Schmitz, are 1-1. After a thrilling OT win over LaSalle in week one, the Irish fell to Number 1 rated Colfax on Friday. But there was a catch. Number 54 was unable to play for the Irish. He should be ready to go this Friday at 7 at Ty Baffney Field against White Swan.

Oz

Week 1 Line-up

Thumbs

Matt Schaub
Frank Gore
Steven Jackson
Steve Smith (NY Giants)
Chad Ochocinco
Todd Heap
Nate Kaeding
Denver D

Onionheads start

We are a bit unsettled at QB at the moment but will go with

Flacco

Jones-Drew

R Grant

Marshall

Steve Smith (Car)

Gates

SF D

Praeter

The OH management would like to remind Charlie that when You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

The Ducks are starting Brady and Gostkowski from the Patriots, Addai and Collie from the Colts, Driver and the Green Bay Defense, and Spiller and TE Olson from Chicago (Notice if I start Forte instead of Spiller I go with 4 teams) Ho0w about those Ducks scoring 45 straight points tonight!!!!!

Here are the starting Colossals:

Cutler

Turner

AFoster

Wayne

Nicks

VDavis

SD

Bironis

Charlie

P Rivers
A Peterson
S Greene
Miles Austin
Jabar Gaffney
J Finley
M Crosby
Baltimore D

Crushers start,

Saints Def. Go Vikings!!

Pete (the conflicted)

m ryan
mendenhall
r. brown
r.white
a. johnson
Z. miller
n. Rackers

TD Jesús starts:

Rodgers

Williams

Thomas

TO

Berrian

Shiancoe

Longwell

MinnD

Maroons

QB: Drew Brees
RB: Ryan Mathews
RB: Jamaal Charles
WR: Percy Harvin
WR: Johnny Knox
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Robbie Gould
DST: Jets

Wheaties

QB - Peyton Manning
RB - Ray Rice
RB - Jahvid Best
WR - DeShean Jackson
WR - Michael Crabtree
TE - Jason Witten
K - Adam Vinatieri
D - Dallas