week 1

Week 1: Unless you were the Colassals, it was a low-scoring week. Led by A. Foster’s 23, and H. Nicks’s 18, the Colassals rolled over the Crushers 64-28. Only two other games featured teams with over 30 points, and they all played each other. The Ducks just got past Charlie 32-31 on A. Collie’s bonus points. The Gatsbys had the heartbreaker of the week “losing” 36-31 to the Whales. We all know that Calvin Johnson did score that td, and that with those 6 points the Gatsbys win, but we will not dwell on the injustice of overturning that call. Schmitz and Schwartz, the magnanimous law firm. The Onion Heads downed the defending champion Thumbs 18-14, the Maroons speared the Salmon 23-11, and the Wheaties roared out of the gate behind P. Manning’s 13 points to welcome TD Jesus to the league with a 25-23 win.

Moves: We did not start playing and the Wheaties were wheelin’ and dealin’ like it was still draft day picking up D. McCluster for S. Holmes; and TD Jesus picked up D. Jackson and B. Lloyd for Westbrook and Berrian.

The DeSales Irish, behind captain Kincaid Schmitz, are 1-1. After a thrilling OT win over LaSalle in week one, the Irish fell to Number 1 rated Colfax on Friday. But there was a catch. Number 54 was unable to play for the Irish. He should be ready to go this Friday at 7 at Ty Baffney Field against White Swan.

Oz