Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Week 11 Results

WWSOFFL:

Week 11: Down to the wire it will go in all three divisions. There is a three-way tie for the lead in the Peter Division as the Maroons and Onion Heads won while the Salmon and Thumbs lost. The Colassals grabbed the lead in the Link Division with a big win while the Whales lost. In the Julie Division, the Gatsbys were the only loser as the other three teams pulled within a game of the division lead.

R. Gould’s 14 points led the Maroons over the Gatsbys 49-27. The Onion Heads defeated Charlie 47-29. Big Ben may have lost his game to the Chiefs, but his 12 points led the Crushers to a 46-37 win over the Salmon. Twenty points from R. Williams got the Colassals rolling on Thursday and they did not stop pulling away to a 56-33 win over the Thumbs. The Whales were defeated 38-24 by the Muiracles. The Wheat Eaters playoff drive is done and they secured their spot in the Hot Poop Bowl as the Ducks beat the Wheaties 36-25.

Two weeks left and we have one team at 7-4, seven teams at 6-5, and two teams at 5-6. This will be fun. Three games this Thursday. If you started this week a player on a team that plays on Thursday and you make no move that player automatically plays. If you have any questions about the rules, ask me.

Among the starters this weekend rbs scored 16 tds to 11 by the wrs.

Moves: The Thumbs took J Hanson for S. Hauscha and J. Lewis for R. Brown. Charlie took Chambers for Knox. The Gatsbys took Detroit for Buffalo. The Maroons took J. Forsett for J. Harrison.

The DeSales Irish won the most exciting game of the weekend defeating the LaSalle Lightning 29-27 on a field goal with two second left. That is two years in a row that LaSalle defeated the Irish in the first game of the season and the Irish travelled to Yakima to beat the Lightning in the playoffs. DeSales plays Colfax on Saturday at 4 in Lampson Stadium in Kennewick. The Irish have so far beaten two of the three teams they lost to during the regular season in the playoffs. Colfax is the third and ranked number 1 in the state. Go Irish!

Oz

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Week 10 Results

WWSOFFL:

Week 10: Somewhere, Pete Rozelle is smiling on the Walla Walla Sweeet Onion Fantasy Football League. Parity has arrived. Eight teams are at .500, two have winning records and two losing records. With three weeks left, the biggest lead is two games and the biggest deficit is two games, meaning anything can happen.

The Salmon, with M. Jones-Drew, did lose by exactly six points. But let’s wait a minute on the feeling sorry for Ben party. First, the Jets were letting MJD score. Second, and more relevant, he would have lost the tiebreaker if Jones-Drew did score. Third, the Salmon still lead the division. In the other Peter matchup, J. Addai’s 12 points were all the Maroons needed in a 19-12 win over the Onion Heads as they would have won the tiebreaker at 12. Speaking of tiebreakers, the Colassals did win one, 31-31 (29-26) over the Wheaties. It moved them into a tie with the Whales (who would have lost the tiebreaker to the Colassals, but ended up in a tie with the Wheaties had they been the division opponents this week) who lost to Charlie 56-31. Brady and LT led the way for Charlie with 13 points each. In the Julie, the Ducks tied Charlie for high points of the week with 56 (and they would have won the tiebreaker) as R. Moss’ 16 points led them over the Gatsbys 56-44. Finally, it was almost a tie as the Crushers eeked out a 21-20 win over the Muiracles.

Ben, we need your legal advice. The new wood bat, college summer league team in Walla Walla has take the name Sweet Onions. I am sure we have all sports rights to that name. I see big money, big money, here for all of us franchise owners. Please get on this.

Among the starters this weekend rbs scored 17 tds to 8 by the wrs.

Moves: The Thumbs took S. Hauscha for Mare. Charlie took Fargas for Green-Ellis. The Colassals took Hester, Coles, and Snelling for McGahee, Jones, and Nicks. The Maroons took Gage for Burton and Pettigrew for Patrick, then dropped Gage for M. Wallace (to strengthen the studio show on his team’s network).

The DeSales Irish won the mini-playoff, defeating Waitsburg which had already defeated Asotin. They kept it going on Saturday against White Swan with a 48-7 win. That is four wins in 15 days! Next up is LaSalle on Saturday at 1 in Yakima. LaSalle defeated the Irish in the first game of the season. The same was true last year and the Irish came back to beat the Lightning in the playoffs. Go Irish!

Oz

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Week 10 line ups

OH Start
Hassleback (bye week)
Grant
Mendenhall
Fitzgerald
S Moss
Clark
Folk
NE D

Charlie
Brady
LT
J. Fargas
Crabtree (zip)
Bowe
Celek
Crosby
Baltimore

Crushers
ben rothlisberger
Chester taylor
frank gore
steve breaston
anquan boldin
shiancoe
matt stover
minnesota

Whales
QB: Brett Farve
RB: Chris Johnson
RB: Julius Jones
WR: Wes Welker
WR: Derrick Mason
TE: Jason Witten
K: David Aker


Maroon
QB: Carson Palmer
RB:Joseph Addai
RB:LeSean McCoy
WR: Greg Jennings
WR: Nate Burleson
TE: Ben Patrick
K: Robbie Gould
DST: Denver

TE: Brandon Pettigrew at TE, instead of Ben Patrick

Muirs
arner
D. Williams
L. White
V. Jackson
P. Harvin
T. Gonzales
R. Bironas
Chicago Bears

Good luck Pete (you too Dave)

Bob M

Wheaties
QB - Matt Ryan
RB - Steven Jackson
RB - Kevin Smith
WR - Roddy White
WR - Brandon Marshall
TE - Greg (3!!!) Olsen
K - Matt Prater
D - Pittsburgh

Gabbards
Rodgers

Turner
Barber

85
Hester

Carlson
Kaeding
Cincy

Salmon
D. Brees
M. Jones-Drew
P. Thomas
M. Colston
S. Rice
K. Winslow
S. Gostkowski
San Diego D

Thumbs
T. Romo
A. Peterson
R. Brown
T.J. Houshmandzadeh
M. Austin
V. Davis
Steven Hauschka if available or O. Mare
New Orleans D

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Week 9 results

Weeks 9: It was a rough week for the Peter Division with only one win. The Thumbs got 14 points from O. Mare to beat Charlie 42-17. The Link had a big week, goint 3-1. The Whales got over .500 as C. Johnson’s 14 points led them over the Onion Heads 44-40. The Wheat Eaters came from behind on Monday to beat the Crushers 34-23. The Colassals were led by 17 points from M. Turner in a 36-21 win over the Gatsbys. The Ducks got 12 apiece from J. Carney and H. Ward to defeat the Maroons 44-24. Finally, it was the Muiracles, complaining about injuries and a weak team, that had the highest score. With 15 from K. Warner and D. Williams, they won 58-37 over the Salmon. The Muiracles also took the two week money.

Big division games this week. With four games left, no team is out of it by any means.

Among the starters this weekend rbs scored 13 tds to 10 by the wrs.

Moves: The Thumbs took New Orleans for Denver. The Wheaties got J. Charles for the twitter kid, L. Johnson. The Ducks took L. Rankin for D. Ward. The Crushers added S. Breaston for B. Edwards. The Colassals took a Betts for Collie.

The DeSales Irish play tonight in a mini-playoff. The games are two 12 minute halves with a 12 minute halftime. The second game is 30 minutes after the first ends. Asotin faces Waitsburg at 5 (in Dayton). DeSales gets the winner. If it wins, it goes as the number 1 seed from the league and plays at home on Saturday at 1 against White Swan (and the loser of that game gets the second seed). If it loses, it plays the loser of game one. The winner of that game goes to Colfax at Saturday at 1. Go Irish!

Oz

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Week 9 - stop - Charlie Don't Surf lineup - stop.
qb Brady - stop
rb's, LT and Ports - stop
wr's, Bowe and Crabtree - stop
te, Celek - stop
k, Crosby - stop
dst, Ravens - stop
end transmission

"brackets and squiggles" is an apt description of most of this league's emails.

such as it is:

Rodger
Turner
Barber
85
Collie
Carlson
Kaeding
Cincy

OH
QB: Schaub RB: Mendenhall
RB: Grant
WR: Fitzgerald
WR: Johnson
TE: Clark
D: NE
K: Folk

Crushers:

Don McNabb
Frank Gore
Ahmad Bradshaw
Steve Breaston (if I get him)
Nate Washington
Scheffler (bye) or Cooley (bye)
Matt Stover
San Francisco

The Salmon will start the following:

D. Brees
M. Jones-Drew
P. Thomas
M. Colston
J. Maclin
K. Winslow
S. Gostkowski
San Diego D

The stellar, 2-6, playoff bound Wheaties start:
QB - Matt Ryan
RB - Kevin Smith
RB - Jamaal Charles
WR - Roddy White
WR - Brandon Marshall
TE - Greg Olsen
K - Matt Prater
D - Pittsburgh

Muirs
Warner
D. Williams
L. White
V. Jackson
Muhammed
T. Gonzales
Bironas
C. Bears

The Maroons

QB: Carson Palmer
RB: Matt Forte
RB: Joseph Addai
WR:Greg Jennings
WR:Nate Burleson
TE: Ben Patrick
K: Robbie Gould
DST: NY Giants

Whales
Jay Cutler Chi QB
Chris Johnson Ten RB
Brian Westbrook Phi RB
Donald Driver GB WR
Steve Smith Car WR
Jason Witten Dal TE
David Akers Phi K
Philadelphia Phi D


luck and no injuries to all

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Week 8 Lineups

OH Start
Schaul
Wells
Grant
Andre Johnson
Fitzgerald
Clark
Folk
Indy D

Grape Crushers of Wrath start:

Donavan Mcstabb
Frank Gorey
Steve Slasher Slaton
Anquan Boooooooo....ldin
Lee Invisible Man Evans
Vinsanthe Scary Shiancoe
Batt Stover
Minnesota Defense (Their spooky!!)

Happy Halloween

Muiracles
Warner
D Williams
L. White (ouch-he plays for Tennessee)
V. Jackson
Muhammad (double ouch- my main WRs are both injured)
T. Gonzales
Bironas (triple ouch-he plays for Tennessee who never scores)
Chicago Bears ( another miserable team)

Good luck to you but I doubt you will need it.
Bob

Maroon
QB: Alex Smith (bye week)
RB: Forte
RB: Addai
WR: Jennings
WR: Burleson
TE: Zach Miller (Oakland, not Jacksonville)
K: Gould
DST: NY Giants

The Gatsbys will play:
P. Manning
B. Jacobs
R. Rice
R. Wayne
D. Jackson
A. Gates
L. Tynes
Buffalo

Good luck this week.

David

Charlie
Charlie goes with the following Kelly's Heroes:

QB: Brady, the Tom variety.
RB: LT (used to generate fear with that one, now... ho hum)
RB: Portis (see above, with less fear but perhaps more hum)
WR: Dwayne from the Bowe clan.
WR: Steve Smith, NYG style.
TE: Mr. Celek. His friends call him Brent.
K and DST: Green Bay variety. M. Crosby kicking with his buddies from the GB-DST backing him up.

Whales
Jay CutlerChiQB
Chris JohnsonTenRB
Julius JonesSeaRB
Donald DriverGBWR
Steve SmithCarWR
Jason WittenDalTE
David AkersPhiK
PhiladelphiaPhiD



Another Bye week disaster, I'm down to one wi9de receiver. I'll drop D. Ward of Tampa and pick up Bennett of Chicago. For my Bye TE, give me Fasano. Starting lineup for the Ducks, who I hope show the prowess of their namesakes, is --- Rivers, T. Jones and Hightower, Sims-Walker and Bennett, Fasano, the Jets, and Carney.