Week 13

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Week 13: The playoffs are now set. By virtue of defeating the Maroons 34-28 and the tiebreaker over the Onion Heads, who defeated the Thumbs 47-33 behind M. Lynch’s 15 points, the Salmon won the Peter Division and a first round bye. Despite losing, the Thumbs secured the final playoff spot. Charlie also earned its place in the playoffs with a 36-29 win over the Wheat Eaters. Link Division winner the Whales still get a first round bye despite losing 38-29 to the Colassals. TD Jesus clinched the Julie Division with a 30-14 defeat of the Ducks, sending the latter in the marsh with a record worst 1-12 season. The Gatsbys defeated the Crushers 48-47.

TD Jesus will play the Thumbs and the Onion Heads will face Charlie in the first round. Based on total points, the first tie-breaker, the Whales are the number one seed and will face the winner of the Onion Heads-Charlie game. The Salmon get the winner of TD Jesus versus the Thumbs.

In the Hot Poop Toilet Bowl, The Maroons and the Crushers earned first round byes due to the tiebreaker. The Colassals will face the Ducks and the Gatsbys will play the Wheat Eaters. The Maroons get the winner of the Gatsbys-Wheat Eaters imbroglio, while the Crushers get the victor of the Colassals-Ducks showdown.

Just so the there is no confusion when it comes to whining rights, they go to the Maroons. They led the league in total points, but did not make the playoffs. That is a first. Maybe this will get Ben to go into the archives for some of his classic material on that subject.